I'm Rob

I am your best dream and your worst nightmare wrapped into one laid back cat. If you're good to me, I'll share with you my love and all that. If you cross me I'll show you the pain of a baseball bat. I listen to chill beats and drop flows. I play guitar and piano with my toes. When I party I go crazy, never standin' idle in the corner. When I see a girl I want I toss her a touch down like a Y2K Kurt Warner. I've got fly style and a life you can only follow. But get out my face with that materialistic crap, I ain't shallow. I smoke a little herb and drink Schlafly's winter seasonal: Coffee Stout. Now leave my house before I toss your ass out.

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a rob mantra
by jesse

--life...what is life? what is there to life? to work, to play, to find love, to party. finding love in a girl who likes to party and play but still goes to work. this is all i ask.---

-fin

a rob mantra part II
by jesse

i knew this cat named Rob
who was always on the job all day
he didnt give a fuck cause all he did was post on FTJ
he likes to smoke weed, pounds in fact
he got all he need, plus bongs n'at
he stakes mad bitches, cause thats how he rolls
and he charges they ass, like his cock was tolls