Just playing around here, but if something worked out I'd be pretty incredibly happy. Almost everyone on my list has matched me. There's no such thing as too many friends, right?

I generally don't match, anymore, but I have some extremely nice correspondents, and they are all pretty special.

I'm told that I am absurdly bright. Also absurd. I used to be on staff at The Onion and I worked at Disney and MTV. Fox just released "The Onion Movie" on DVD. I worked on it and it's awful -- don't bother.

Looking for: Intelligence, wit, willingness to push boundaries and, all things being equal, physical attraction. I think it's impossible to find a soulmate here. But feel free to prove me wrong!