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Age: 24
<3, CT | 
moore11
Age: 80
Tampa, FL | 
XPunkYourAss
Age: 21
Humboldt, CA | 
Cade99
Age: 21
San Marcos, TX | 
krzya3
Age: 21
Stillwater, OK | 
Maskarade
Age: 19
Cucumber, WV | 
Adult Dating | 
narrative
Age: 21
Parts Unknown |
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onandonandon  | Last Login: 11/19/2009 1:04:00 AM |
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About Me i am a very important person.
i've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph. hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford.
i have a very expensive pen.
i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
i have everything, let me show you around. smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance.
love is just an exchange of corporate documents. i've reviewed your rapport and i feel you're a prospect for mechanical salvation. this is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties involved.
technically this is just a business merger, a consolidation of liquid assets. we are respectively geared towards customer service. there is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship. if you're willing, i am sure we could synchronize agendas. swift, and efficient satisfaction. through innovative planning, we could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive and adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment meeting. promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline.
raises are granted based on performance.
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life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.
"There is infinite hope... but not for us." - Franz Kafka
Better lives have been lived in the margins, locked in prisons and lost on the gallows than have ever been enshrined in palaces.
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My Favorite Things |
Musicians
Hot Water Music, Saigon, DJ Shadow, Beastie Boys, Botch, Saetia, Huey Lewis & The News, Portrait, Orchid, The Fullblast, Ghostface Killah, Edna's Goldfish, Jerome's Dream, Neil Perry, Joshua Fit For Battle, Kardinal Offishall, Professor Green, Living With Lions, Title Fight, Just Blaze, Converge, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Clipse, Brand New, MC Chris, Against Me!, Every Time I Die, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Movielife, Hot Cross, Glassjaw, The Police, Streetlight Manifesto, Girl Talk, The Streets, Boys Night Out, Bloodhound Gang, American Football, Common, Kid Dynamite, Moneen, Guttermouth, Choke, The Get Up Kids, Face To Face, Cage, Michael Jackson, Lifetime, Little Brother, Propagandhi, A Wilhelm Scream, Mad Caddies, Redman, The New Amsterdams | TV Shows
Carnivale, Oz, Jericho, Man Vs. WIld, X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, The Unit, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, The Wire, My Name Is Earl, Dexter, Reno 911, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Deadwood, Entourage, Lost, 24, Futurama, Heroes, True Blood, Californication, Antiques Roadshow, Rome, The Boondocks, Rove |
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