Had one of these bad boys back in middle school... surprised it's still around!

I'm a Pre-Law student majoring in Political Science and Chinese. If you need a lawyer sometime in the future, holla my way.

Girls, if you don't want perverted comments, don't post trashy pictures. Pretty simple concept.

Boys, let me spare you some time. If you plan on sending me a message with the following questions, don't be alarmed by the lack of response.

1. How are you?
A: Good. Thank you so much for your stimulating conversation.

2. Are you good at golf?
A: No.

3. You and me with some whipped cream and handcuffs?
A: I just puked in my mouth a little.

4. Do you model?
A: No.

5. I make over six figures.
A: Do you honestly expect me to respond to this? Good for you. Obviously those six figures aren't doing you any justice if you're a member of facethejury.

6. Do you have a cam?
A: Even if I did, there's no way in hell I'd ever be willing to broadcast myself to you.

7. What kind of law do you intend on practicing?
This is a valid question, I'm just tired of answering it. I plan on studying international law in relation to China and/or Korea.

8. Hi I'm ____________.
A: Good for you.