♥kingtony™


i dabble in cardiology on the weekends.

Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage?


yawl just mad cuz im roastin all yawl hos.

im here to weed out da uglies, transvesdikes, animalz, skeletars and gonzos of da bunch

"I logged out because I can't see w/o my contacts"


im in santos barbarosa right the fuck now briella. if u come pick me up...yah the starbucks on state st...im right there leeching off the wi-fi. i got alcohol and a big dick u know u wanna fuck.



applexcore

i've posted up blocks on little more than forty bucks and a street rock
my clock appears normal, and my shocks get stocks, several beat box to my beats
and get locked back down to their humble beginnings on the street.
just because i'm myself doesn't mean i can't tell about it
just because i've done hard shit doesn't mean i'm gonna be the one to yell about it
fuck your preconception, your rule, your rhyme beat million dollar
when i roll my drug roll my white collar ass white boy still becomes a collar




hey, great forum you got here.

Seriously it is disgusting how far you drooling baffoons stick your fucking tongues up these sluts' asses, while you type your little sentences to them trying to be cute theyre giggling at it while theyre on the phone with their boyfriends, not to mention we have an overstock of them as is and I have noticed a recent push of many new ones, in the long run and big picture we as an FTJ general reg community do not need it and you want to know whats going to make these nasty, birdbrain scumbag cunts stay around longer? YOU RIDING THEIR CLIT.


girl you're so fine and shit. like i imagine taking you out to a very nice steak house and ordering you champagne and strawberries for dessert after you eat steak and lobster, and i sit there and watch as the champagne in the glass held to your lips sends dancing sparkles all over your freshly plumped cleavage and i get such a big boner in my silk pants and i'm not wearing any underwear and shit. so, then we get a cab to go back to my place and we start making out so heavy in the back seat and i maybe rub your beautiful moist beave a bit with my hand and all that shit, then i say "oh, wait baby, i got something for you" and i reach behind me so it looks like maybe i'm pulling out a ring or some shit for you but really i'm farting and cupping it in my hand and then i throw my own fart in your face and tell you to get the fuck out it's been fun.


DUH DUH DUH DIAMONDS IN THAT BUTT
DIAMONDS IN MY BUTT
ALL DAY, e'ry day, diamonds in my butt

I'M UP IN THE CLUB FRESH AND clean out the bathtub
diamonds hangin' out my butt, ladies show me love
smooth and icy, especially near my sphincter
on the dance floor i shower bitches with ice, i'm the human sprinkler
the donk dinker, cristal glass clinker, ass spulinker
...i mean spelunker, icy junker in my trunker
out here it's bling bang says leonardo the crazy diamond hunter

i said AYE YO baby get rid of this charmin quilted bullshit
i wipe with a velvet bag and sell my shit to a goldsmith
i don't eat coal or rocks, but i sure as fuck shit diamonds
THAT'S WHY i'm icy H and that's why you listen to me rhyming
the cover, in the club, is paid for by my butt
make the bouncer look a fool when i shit in his hand from the window of my truck

DIAMONDS IN MY BUTT, DIAMONDS in my butt
i come clean correct out the asshole with them diamonds in my butt.
all day everyday, diamonds in my butt.
baby it's your birthday, i give you diamonds from my butt.

I GO WILD, SNORT PILLS, STICK my dick in pollo loco burritos
chirpin tires in the lebaron doin drive bys wearin' speedos
breath like cheetos, spicy like chili cheese fritos
i go han solo on your ass like you're the green dude named greedo




my lady says she give soft, sensual sucks...
she like gettin' fucked...
let me finger stuff her hole while we watchin' uncle buck on the ten inch screens in the headrests of my truck

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=832723464.wma


i drink amber things from bottles that's green
till i pass out, get drunk, or get whiskey mean
i'm still the truest, most drunk when i make raps
son i was baptised in lowenbrow while my dad was drunk on schnapps

man i'm so drunk i'm swerving while i write this
my stream of piss is telling my toilet "man, i'mma knight this"
from the left side, to the right side, drooling down my chin
i leave without flushing and yell "the toilet's available again!"



i pull up my leg just a little bit, make a statement while i squat on shit
because, i know, i'm the only one in the room while i'm in the room
make bartenders call me father and make women drool while they swoon
correctly, never defecting, i make raps and tell people things correctly
i'm hossy, my brain pulls weight
i'll stay up all night on robot and then write rhymes 'till eight


Now here is some words from our sponcers!
I Don't need you're approval, I don't really care what you think. I've most likely been through things that you cry just thinking about. If you hate me it's just because you want to be me or be with me! I'm just that fucking good!
Fuck off if you don't like what I have to say!
Good day SIR!